15 January 2014

Moose Socks


The wife is laying in bed while the husband is getting his pajamas on. He takes off his socks and holds them up as if to throw them at the wife. The wife covers her face.

Husband: What's wrong?

Wife: I don't want socks in my face.

Husband: Why not? They have Vitamin C . . . and Fiber.

Beat. Hysterical laughter.


I love my Moose.