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Midnight. The Wife and Husband are driving home. It has been a long day and the Wife is trying to stay awake.
Wife: Oh, guess what?
Husband: What?
Wife: After I dropped you off this morning guess what I saw.
Husband: What?
Wife: There was a FedEx truck in front of me and when I turned the corner there was a UPS truck.
Husband: And?
Wife: So I came up with a joke.
Silence
Wife: What do you get when you cross a FedEx truck with a UPS truck?
Husband: I don't know.
Wife: FedUp.
Husband: Oh.
Wife: (laughing hysterically) Oh here's another. I feel like I'm caught between a FedEx truck and a UPS truck.
Silence
Wife: I'm FedUp!
Husband: Almost home. We are almost home.
Hysterical laughter continues.
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