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Husband calling wife from work.
Husband: I am going to the doctor today after all.
Wife: You're still not feeling well?
Husband: No. I took my temperature. I have a fever of 101.
Wife: I didn't realize you took the thermometer to work.
Husband: I didn't.
Silence
Wife: How do you know your temperature?
Husband: I used my multi-meter.
Silence.
Husband: I washed it first.
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I would say, "Only Moose", but I can think of others that might do that. Hope he gets feeling better.
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