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While fighting over who had to have the bookmark on their pillow, the bookmark slipped between the headboard and the mattress. When the husband and wife finished reading the wife makes the husband look for the bookmark.
Husband, looking under the bed: I can't find it.
Wife: I am sure it fell.
Husband: Maybe.
Wife: You know there is a black hole under the bed. I stuff things under there all the time and it always remains clean.
Husband: It's not a black hole.
Wife: Are you sure?
Husband: Yeah. Kitty sells the stuff she finds under the bed on Ebay.
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Hahahahaha! I wish I had a Kitty to sell all of the stuff in my garage.
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